How much trouble can I create for myself or anyone else by simply breathing? Think about that. How near the looney farm are any of us? Much closer than we think?

Can carbohydrate addiction be a set up for murder? Can I awaken my third eye by pouring warm oil over my forehead? How many more people would be mass shooters if they could just find some camo pants they look good in? Where exactly are you on Karpman’s triangle? You need to know. Do you shift around, or always play the victim?

At the University of Caye Caulker’s Seahorse Ranch, ongoing research on Seahorse psychology has revealed role playing exists among Seahorses. Seahorse bully, Seahorse victim, seahorse savior. Karpman’s triangle.

Noticeable inconsistencies in research findings have been explained away by Dr. Riggin A. Doobier , M.D. as “The Bob Marley Factor.”
Doobier runs a home for wayward women on the island and therefore can’t be trusted.

I’m gonna have to get me a seahorse ranch and do some research myself! If my hunch about the ninth cranial nerve is correct, I’ll make billions!

If needed I’ll be sitting outside eating fried rice over at Aunties until four pm in 2029, at the three pm hookielau. Send a post card if you get work or run into the newly disaffected Cockwirk Scourge. He needs to call Noops Bogan. I’m not making that up.